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Are you tired of sending the same old sweet-and-safe birthday wishes to your best friend every year? Looking for something rebellious, and humorous, to mix things up a bit?
Well, you're in the right place! This article is packed with a collection of insulting, savage, sarcastic, funny, and quirky birthday wishes designed to get a hearty laugh from your best friend and add some excitement to their special day.
We've included wishes perfect for sharing on WhatsApp, insulting video messages, and even cheeky greetings for cards. Plus, we're offering a variety of hilarious images you can download and share for free.
Get ready to shake up your birthday wish tradition and make your best friend's day with our uniquely engaging greetings!
Insulting your best friend shows your bond with your friend that you can say anything to them, yet, the friendship gets even stronger and stronger. On your friend's birthday, it's a must for you to share insulting birthday wishes 😜.
Happy birthday to the person who always knows how to make a big deal out of everything. Enjoy your special day!
Congratulations on turning another year older. Don't worry, age is just a number. In your case, it's a really big number!
Another year, another wrinkle. But hey, at least you're getting wiser, right?
Happy birthday to someone who is so fabulous that they deserve a whole day dedicated just to them. Just kidding, you're not that special!
Here's to another year of pretending to like each other. Happy birthday, you fake friend!
Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake. Looks like you've been following that advice your whole life!
Congratulations on reaching an age where your back goes out more often than you do. Happy birthday, old timer!
Another year, another failed attempt at achieving your goals. But hey, there's always next year, right?
Happy birthday to my partner in crime! Remember, we're too cool for age-related milestones. They're for amateurs!
Wishing you a birthday filled with joy, laughter, and the realization that you're one step closer to becoming a grumpy old person.
Happy birthday to someone who never misses an opportunity to remind us all how amazing they are. We're truly blessed to know you!
Congratulations on aging like a fine cheese. The older you get, the smellier you become!
Happy birthday to the person who never ceases to amaze us with their ability to procrastinate. Keep up the good work!
Another year, another chance to reflect on all the poor life choices you've made. Cheers to another year of questionable decisions!
Happy birthday to the one who always manages to turn every conversation into a monologue about themselves. You truly are a master of self-importance!
Congratulations on successfully completing another trip around the sun. You've managed to accomplish... well, not much actually.
Happy birthday to someone who has the uncanny ability to make even the simplest tasks seem complicated. You truly are a special kind of genius!
Another year older, another year of pretending to have your life together. Keep up the great acting!
Happy birthday to the person who never fails to make us laugh... unintentionally, of course!
Congratulations on aging like a fine wine – turning more bitter and unpleasant with each passing year!
Happy birthday to my partner in crime! Let's make sure we get into some more trouble this year.
Congratulations on surviving another year of my shenanigans. Happy birthday, my dear friend!
Wishing you a birthday as fabulous as you are... or at least as fabulous as I am!
Happy birthday to the only person who understands my crazy sense of humor and still loves me anyway.
Here's to another year of questionable decisions and endless laughter. Happy birthday, my partner in crime!
Happy birthday to the person who knows all my secrets and still chooses to be my friend. You're either a saint or crazy... maybe a little bit of both!
Cheers to another year of being fabulous, fierce, and absolutely hilarious. Happy birthday, my dear friend!
Happy birthday to my favorite weirdo! May your day be full of laughter, love, and lots of cake.
Another year older, but still just as immature and ridiculous as ever. Happy birthday, my partner in crime!
Here's to another year of inside jokes, silly adventures, and unforgettable memories. Happy birthday to my best friend in the world!
Savage birthday wishes for your best friend add humor to the day. They are best for close friends with a strong bond and a shared sense of humour. Below are a few savage birthday wishes that you can share with your best friend.
I wish God a long enough life on your birthday to see your teeth and hair fall out. Congratulations on your birthday!
After all, growing old on your birthday isn't bad. You will die soon and be free of worldly pain. Happy birthday, dear!
The full custom of giving birthday gifts is absurd. You're giving gifts to someone who is one step closer to death. Happy birthday, friend, you're going to die soon!
May you live long enough to frighten your grandchildren with wrinkles. Congratulations on your birthday!
Don't you find it enticing that a daring person like me will give you a birthday gift? Buddy, happy birthday!
I hope your birthday is as memorable as your high school graduation. That was hilarious. Congratulations on your birthday, buddy!
We're both born for the sole purpose of reminding each other of our birthdays. Happy birthday, my dearest pal!
According to one study, those who throw birthday parties live longer than those who do not. It is now up to you to decide for the party. Congratulations on your birthday!
I have a solid aversion to stupid people. Fortunately, you are not one of them. Happy birthday, dear friend!
You may be the only person on the planet who does not return phone calls on his birthday. Forget birthday wishes and gifts if I don't get a party this year.
Your only accomplishment on this day was colliding with the planet. Birthday greetings, dear friend!
Thank goodness birthdays only happen once a year, or I would have spent most of my pocket money bringing you birthday cakes and candles. Happy birthday, dear!
On your birthday every year, I pray to God to make you wise. Your sins outnumber your good deeds. That is why God does not respond to my prayers. Happy birthday, dear!
May you live to see your teeth fall out and other people eat your birthday cake. Congratulations on your birthday!
If you believe that life is amusing, you are mistaken. You only need to look at yourself in the mirror to understand humour. My friend, happy birthday!
From my memory, erasing your birth date is the best return gift I can receive on your birthday. Congratulations on your Birthday!
On the special occasion of your birthday, I would like to redefine the term best friend and kick you out of my life. Congratulations on your birthday!
I only put up with your sorry because you throw a mean birthday party. My boy, happy birthday!
Happy birthday, my dearest friend, who is now an elderly man and a grumpy older man with a big belly.
Given your current rate of ageing, your legs will soon be dangling from the grave. Happy birthday, my idiot pal!
With each birthday, you are getting close to becoming a senior citizen. Wishing happy birthday to the senior citizen-to-be.
Your birthday is the only day when I use superlative terms like smartest, wisest, coolest, for you. Happy birthday, friend!
Below are a few insulting messages you can share with your best friend on WhatsApp. You can also book your best friend's favourite celebrity who will send your friend a personalised Instagram DM.
Happy Birthday! You're one year closer to being known as the 'old man next door'. Have a great day!
Cheers to the person who's been with me through thick and thin - and thicker since we've discovered pizza. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! I'd bake you a cake, but I don’t think a cake with so many candles would be safe lit inside a house.
On this special day, I wish you peace, love and good health. Because happiness left the room when you walked in. Happy Birthday, pal!
Happy Birthday! The good news is that you’re not as old as you will be next year.
Another year older, another year... wait, that's it. There's no wiser in this equation. Happy Birthday, buddy!
Congrats on being born! It's been downhill ever since, but hey, today is your day. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! The only thing getting any special attention today should be your nurse. Have fun blowing out all those candles!
We're such good friends, I didn't message you at 12:00 AM. I'm letting you start your 'Old Timer's' sleep schedule undisturbed. Happy Birthday!
Blow out your candles and make a wish. Oh wait, you already look like a monkey. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! It's amazing to think you've been driving me crazy for all this time.
Lordy, lordy looks who’s...over the hill. Happy Birthday, oldie!
I hope you appreciate the effort I am making not to tell you how old you really are. Happy Birthday!
Who would have known? After all these years, you're still the same old you! Happy Birthday!
If aging is an art, you, my friend, are the Picasso of it! Happy Birthday.
I was going to get you a gift, but this nice, expensive card will have to do. Happy Birthday!
Make a wish! But I must tell you, wishing for youth is a waste of a good wish at this point. Happy Birthday!
As your friend, it's my job to remind you how old you really are. You're welcome. Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday! I hope you take some time to reflect on your achievement over the year. Conclusion: Better luck next year!
Happy Birthday! Just think, if you get any older, I’ll have to start calling you ‘sir.’
Friends need to have a special bond for being sarcastic to each other. If you have such a bond with your best friend, share these sarcastic wishes on their birthday.
I will continue to insult my best friend for as long as the sun and moon exist. Happy birthday, my most idiotic friend!
On your birthday, I sincerely wish to carry you on my shoulders. But you're fucking massive. Fatso, happy birthday!
Wisdom grows in direct proportion to age. It is inversely proportional in your case. What a shambles you are! Anyway, dumbo jumbo, happy birthday.
On your birthday, I wish you white hair and the appearance of an uncle as soon as possible. Dude, happy birthday!
If I could get you a big gift for your birthday, it would solve all my problems. Happy birthday, dear!
On your special day, I sincerely hope you live long enough to witness my success and that you work in my company and call me a boss. Congratulations on your birthday!
Even the devil's heart changes after a while. However, you are the only being on this planet who has not changed. Happy birthday to the world's biggest procrastinator!
What a waste of sperm? your parents would have said the day you were born. Dude, happy birthday!
Even though I am always rude to you, I promise not to be rude on your birthday. I'll be intolerable. Congratulations on your birthday! May the Lord bless you with enough money to throw me a party.
Your only notable accomplishment is being born on Christmas when everyone unintentionally celebrates your birthday. My boy, happy birthday!
I swear to God, if I don't get you a birthday party this year, you'll either die, or our friendship will be over. Happy birthday to the most frugal man I know. Congratulations on your birthday!
I'm still waiting for the day when everyone else starts wishing you a happy birthday except me. You're such a loner! Happy birthday, my best friend!
May the Almighty bless you with everything you desire except money, fame, and a Lamborghini. I wish you a happy birthday!
Cheers to another year of being broke, old, ugly, and fat. In any case, happy birthday!
I'm hoping that one day I'll be able to drink unlimited booze and eat delicious food at your birthday party. I'm hoping that day comes before I die. You miser, happy birthday!
On her birthday, my lovely friend deserves the best present. The priceless gift of my hug. What did you expect? Lingerie from Victoria's Secret. Sexy girl, happy birthday!
Your birthday cake is the only thing you can cut well in life, but not my second base. My loser boyfriend wishes you a happy birthday!
Because it's your special day and you're my best friend, I'm not going to shower you with lavish gifts. Just accept my sweet birthday greetings this year!
Happy birthday, my dear friend! I wish you were richer, smarter, and more beautiful by the day, but not more so than I am.
Hey, girl, you're getting to the age where even plastic surgery won't save you from looking ugly and pathetic. Simply learn to accept this fact. Congratulations on your birthday!
Playful teasing with an insulting birthday wish can demonstrate the close bond between you and your best friend. This tradition can enhance the fun of their special day while strengthening your friendship. Below are a few funny and insulting birthday wishes for my best friend.
Sure, here are some birthday wishes that are a bit funny and a bit insulting for your best friend:
"Happy Birthday! You've now officially reached 'wow, that's old' status."
"Congratulations! You're one more year closer to dressing age appropriately."
"Happy Birthday! You're one step closer to the hilarity that is adult diapers."
"On your birthday, remember, you're older today than you've ever been and younger than you'll ever be again. Yup, still hurts."
"I was going to make an age joke, but they're just so old, just like you. Happy Birthday!"
"Congrats, you're now old enough to need TWO packs of candles for your cake. Happy Birthday!"
"Happy Birthday! The more you have, the longer you live, so make sure you get an extra large cake."
"Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. For you, it's a command. Happy Birthday!"
"Your age has finally surpassed your puppy-like energy levels. Have a chill birthday!"
"Another birthday? You age so well, I'm starting to think you're immortal. Happy Birthday!"
"Happy Cake-and-Extra-Candles Day! Oh, and Happy Birthday too!"
"Happy Birthday! If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them."
"Another year older, but still not wise. Maybe next year. Happy Birthday!"
"So many candles, such a small cake. Next year, may your birthday wish be a bigger cake. Happy Birthday!"
"You are so old; when you were a kid, rainbows were black and white. Happy Birthday!"
"Sure, getting older is like a time travel movie in slow motion. But at least it's something, right? Happy Birthday!"
"You’re old enough to remember when emojis were called 'hieroglyphics.' Happy Birthday!"
"Congratulations on reaching an age where your back goes out more often than you do. Happy Birthday!"
"On your birthday, I thought of sharing a wise quote. But then I remembered you have Google. Happy Birthday, smarty!"
"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most birthdays live the longest. So, let’s get you a cake!"
Greeting cards are all just sweet, but if give your card a touch of insult special for your friend. Here are a few insulting birthday wishes you can add to your greeting card. With the greeting card, you can also book your friend's favourite stars like Salim Merchant, Daisy Shah, etc and send your friend a personalised video message wishing their birthday.
"Did you hear? Today is National 'Older Than Dirt' Day. In other words: Happy Birthday, old timer!"
"Happy Birthday! I'd tell you to make a wish, but it's going to take more than that to make all those wrinkles disappear."
"Hey, I was planning on a big birthday surprise for you this year. It's called 'not reminding you how old you are'. Happy Birthday, mate!"
"Congratulations! You've officially reached 'Can't Teach an Old Dog New Tricks' territory. Happy Birthday, buddy!"
"Getting older means getting wiser, right? Well, maybe next year you’ll be wise enough not to age anymore. Happy Birthday!"
"Happy Birthday! You know you're getting old when you can't even remember your age without doing some calculations."
"You're at that perfect age: old enough to know better, but young enough to still do it anyway. Have a crazy Happy Birthday!"
"Happy Birthday, my friend! You're one year closer to growing older, slower... and feebler. Sorry, but it's true!"
"Happy Birthday! I'm going to need a flamethrower to help you light all those candles."
"Great news! I was going to get you a walker for your birthday, but I see you're not there yet. Happy Birthday!"
"Happy Birthday! Remember, laughter is the best medicine — especially now, as you're getting old."
"Congratulations on finally becoming the oldest person in the room wherever you go! Happy Birthday!"
"I was thinking about a joint birthday party this year, but your candles would probably set my cake on fire. Anyway, Happy Birthday!"
"It's your birthday! With each passing year, you're edging closer to becoming your own version of the crazy cat lady. Have a blast!"
"Another year older, yet still as immature as ever. Some things never change. Happy Birthday, my forever young-at-heart buddy!"
"Happy Birthday! You're older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow. Enjoy being stuck in this strange limbo!"
"As you blow out your birthday candles, remember: just one tiny puff is all it takes to trigger that hip. Handle with care! Happy Birthday."
"Your age in dog years would make even the oldest dog jealous! Happy Birthday, you old hound!"
"On your birthday, remember this one important rule: the first one to remind us that 'age is just a number' gets to eat the most cake. Happy Birthday!"
"Well, it took you long enough, but you're finally older than dirt! Sorry, I couldn't resist. Happy Birthday, old friend!"
Here is the collection of Quirky Birthday Wishes For Best Friend.
Happy birthday to the only person I know who can make getting older look cool and stylish. Keep rocking that age, my friend!
May your birthday be filled with as much awesomeness as the socks you wear. Happy birthday, you quirky soul!
Happy birthday! Here's to another year of laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane. Cheers, my quirky friend!
Wishing you a birthday that's as unique and fantastic as you are. Keep shining, you wonderful weirdo!
Happy birthday to my best friend, who's always there to remind me that it's okay to be a little strange and different.
On your birthday, let's celebrate our shared love for all things quirky and offbeat. Happy birthday, my fellow oddball!
May your birthday be as delightfully eccentric as you are. Keep being your amazing, quirky self!
Happy birthday to the person who can turn even the most mundane moments into something magical and bizarre. Stay quirky, my friend!
Wishing you a birthday filled with all the peculiar little things that make you smile. Happy birthday, you quirky gem!
Here's to another year of embracing our quirks and enjoying the wonderfully weird friendship we share. Happy birthday!
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"Hey! How's the weather up there in your new age bracket? Happy Birthday, oldie!"
"Happy Birthday! Just remember you're only as old as you act—so, about 85 then?"
"First things first. You. Are. Old. Freakin' ancient. Happy Birthday, best friend!"
"Hey, buddy. Happy Birthday! You're one year closer to having a mandatory bedtime again."
"I'm not saying you're old, but if you were milk, I'd smell you before I poured you into a cup. Happy Birthday!"
"You know how they say you should respect your elders? Keep it up and I won’t have a choice! Happy Birthday!"
"You're at the age when you're officially allowed to be grumpy and no one can say anything. Use your power wisely! Happy Birthday!"
"Happy Birthday! Don't worry about your age. You're still younger than your next birthday."
"Happy Birthday, champ! If you keep aging like this, soon you'll start holding records. Maybe not the right kind, but records nonetheless."
"Remember when we used to think people your age were adults and had their life together? Haha, we were so naïve. Happy Birthday!"
"I was looking for a perfect birthday gift for you. Then I thought, who needs a gift when they have the joy of being my friend! Happy Birthday."
"Another year around the sun and you still manage to look...well, let's be honest, old! But still charming. Happy Birthday!"
"Aging predominantly involves two activities: forgetting things and complaining about things. I see you're quite ahead of your age! Happy Birthday!"
"Happy Birthday! I just wanted to let you know that age is like underwear; it creeps up on you!"
"I heard you're a little down about aging. Don't be! Embrace the gray hairs, crow's feet, and memory loss. Happy Birthday!"
"You will never be as young again as you are today, so have fun. But be careful, at your age, fun is a walk without a cane. Happy Birthday!"
"Happy Birthday! I started counting your candles, but then I realized I wouldn't finish until your next birthday."
"Happy Birthday! I'm so lucky to have a friend who's both wonderfully old and chronically immature."
"I had to hire a scientist to calculate your age in dog years. Happy Birthday, Methuselah!"
"Happy Birthday! This year, let's celebrate the fact you're gratefully not as old as you will be next year!"
अपने सबसे अच्छे दोस्त का अपमान करना आपके दोस्त के साथ आपके बंधन को दर्शाता है कि आप उनसे कुछ भी कह सकते हैं, फिर भी, दोस्ती और भी मजबूत होती जाती है। अपने मित्र के जन्मदिन पर, आपके लिए अपमानजनक जन्मदिन की शुभकामनाएँ साझा करना आवश्यक है 😜।
बेस्टी, तुझे बड़े होने की ख़ुशी में एक रास्ते के आगे दूसरा रास्ता दिख रहा है! हैप्पी बर्थडे, अब खुद बड़ा हो जा!
एक और साल बड़ा हो गया तू, भाग्यशाली है हमारी दोस्ती की ये कहानी। हैप्पी बर्थडे, यार!
आज तेरा बर्थडे है, सोचा कुछ ख़ास बना दूँ। पर बेस्टी, तू तो अभी भी वैज्ञानिक लग रहा हैं! हैप्पी बर्थडे, जनाब!
तेरे बर्थडे पर एक और साल बढ़ गया, पर तू अभी भी मेरे साथ बच्चों की तरह खेलता हैं! हैप्पी बर्थडे, छोटू!
तेरी ख़ुदाई तो किसी दरिया से कम नहीं, जिस दरिया में जाएं वो दरिया बन जाए! हैप्पी बर्थडे, भाई!
बिलकुल जीते जी अभी तक तुझमें वो स्वाद नहीं आया, अभी तो फिर से देने को तुझसे गिफ्ट चाहिए हमें। हैप्पी बर्थडे, ख़ुदाई!
आज तेरा बर्थडे है, और तू अभी भी अधूरा हैं! आज तक तेरा कोई लाइन नहीं मार पाया हैं। हैप्पी बर्थडे, मास्टर!
जन्मदिन की बधाई और बुराई, तेरा बदलता हुआ इंजन तो हमेशा से चलता बुराई। हैप्पी बर्थडे, गधे!
तेरा बर्थडे है, सोचा कुछ अलग करूँ। तू अभी तक सुबह-सुबह उठता है और 'मां' चिल्लाता हैं! हैप्पी बर्थडे, बच्चू!
आज तेरा बर्थडे हैं, इसलिए तुझे ये रहा सवाल। तू इतना बढ़ गया, पर टीचर अभी तक वो सवाल नहीं सुलझा पाया। हैप्पी बर्थडे, सवाली!
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