100+ Funny New Year Wishes, Quotes and Messages

Every year, as the clock strikes midnight, friends and family come together to celebrate the beginning of a brand-new journey. An air of excitement and anticipation fills these celebrations as people look forward to the endless possibilities a new year promises. While many choose to dwell on the ups and downs of the previous year, some adopt a brighter approach and take this opportunity to infuse the atmosphere with laughter and delight. What better way to start a new chapter than by sharing some humour that brings friends and family closer together?

We offer a treasure trove of funny New Year wishes that aim to brighten up every festive gathering. Its contents are carefully curated with warm, witty, and hilarious messages that will have everyone rolling on the floor with laughter. We believe in the healing power of humour and its ability to bridge gaps and transcend differences. And what better occasion to harness this power than at the start of a new year?

These amusing wishes are designed to help one lighten the mood at a party or send a chuckle-inducing text message to loved ones. They serve as an antidote to the overly serious resolutions people often set for themselves and never follow through with. So please sit back, relax, and enjoy this delightful compilation of funny New Year wishes that are bound to kick off your 2025 celebrations with a hearty laugh. When it comes to starting the new year on the right foot, laughter truly is the best medicine!

Table Of Contents

• Funny Happy New Year Wishes

• Funny New Year Quotes

• Witty New Year Wishes

• Funny New Year Wishes Images

Funny Happy New Year Wishes

1. "Here's to a New Year of making the same mistakes. But we just get better at them each year!"

2. "May your New Year's resolution last as long as your leftovers!"

3. "My New Year's resolution is to actually use up all the ink in a pen before I lose it."

4. "Let's enter this New Year the same way we do everything: Together and clueless!"

5. "My New Year’s resolution was going to be to quit all my bad habits, but then it dawned on me - nobody likes a quitter."

6. "New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time."

7. "May your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!"

8. "Happy New Year! Let's eat, drink, and be merry - for tomorrow we diet!"

9. "If your luck is bad this year, remember, there is always next year. Have a hilarious New Year!"

10. "Happy New Year! We might be far apart but hey, at least we're still on the same planet. So that's a start."

11. "New Year's is just a holiday created by calendar companies who don't want you using the same one forever."

12. "May the New Year bring you significantly more joy than the holidays did."

13. "Here's to a New Year of laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane!"

14. "A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other."

15. "May all of your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions."

16. "Happy New Year! Spoiler alert – it ends up being another crazy ride around the sun."

17. "My New Year’s resolution is to be a little less perfect so that I can stop making everyone else look so bad."

18. "I've decided not to have any New Year's resolutions and so far, it's working out really well!"

19. "Here’s to drinking less in the upcoming year! Not less often, just less volume."

20. "Here's to having a fresh start at binge eating, boozing, and slacking off. Have a joyful New Year!"

Funny New Year Quotes

1. "Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to." - Bill Vaughn

2. "Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits." - Unknown

3. "May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions." - Joey Adams

4. "A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other."

5. "New Year's Day... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week, you can begin paving hell with them as usual." - Mark Twain

6. "New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time." - James Agate

7. "I can't believe it's been a year since I didn't become a better person." 

8. "New Year's Eve, where 'auld acquaintance' means 'you just drank too much of the bubbly'." 

9. "My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions." 

10. "My New Year's resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes." 

11. "I would say happy New Year, but it's not happy; it's exactly the same as last year except colder." - Robert Clark

12. "Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means you have met your New Year's resolution!" - Jay Leno

13. "Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account." - Oscar Wilde

14. "New Year’s Eve is the only acceptable time to wear body glitter without being mistaken for a stripper."

15. "My New Year's resolution: I'm giving up Diet Coke. Now it's just Diet for me!" 

16. "I'm going to order a pizza five minutes before the New Year, and when they arrive, I will say I ordered this a year ago." 

17. "Don't set your expectations, resolutions, and wishes too high for this year. Did it make a difference last year?" 

18. "My New Year's resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier." 

19. "This year, may I wish you finally learn how to use your Smartphone properly." 

20. "In 2024, may your dog not eat your homework and your cat not delete your emails."

Witty New Year Wishes

1. "Happy New Year! May your troubles last only as long as it takes for everyone else to give up on their resolutions."

2. "Let's toast to a New Year filled with less drama, fewer taxes, and a smaller waistline. A person can dream, right?"

3. "Happy New Year! May we continue to boldly go where no one sensible has gone before."

4. "New Year, new questionable decisions. Let's make this one count!"

5. "Here's to a New Year of procrastination, moderate fitness, and avoiding actual responsibilities. Cheers!"

6. "May your New Year be filled with fewer awkward encounters, lighter hangovers, and enough dessert to make you question your life choices."

7. "Roses are red, violets are blue...this year is a mess, so let's start anew!"

8. "Here's to a New Year of love, laughter, and tolerating each other just a bit more than the last."

9. "Another year, more adulting. Time flies when you're mildly discontent."

10. "Months come and months go, but my love for a well-timed witty remark remains constant. Happy New Year!"

11. "Time flies, but at least you're the pilot. Happy New Year, Captain of Your Destiny!"

12. "Happy New Year! Here's to a year full of taking advantage of each opportunity – to sleep."

13. "Out with the old, in with the new...or at least slightly less wrinkled. Cheers to 2025!"

14. "New Year, new us! Just kidding, we've always been this fabulous."

15. "May your 2025 sparkle like never before, just like those overpriced gym memberships we purchase and then never use."

16. "I'd wish you a happy and successful New Year, but I wouldn't want to jinx it."

17. "Seize the moment—because tomorrow, you'll probably be too hungover to do it. Wishing you a great New Year's Eve!"

18. "When 2025 knocks on your door, just steal a line from Adele and say, 'Hello, it's me.'"

19. "Let's make a pact to spend more time in the real world this year. Virtual friends are way overrated. Happy New Year!"

20. "New Year: The time when it's completely acceptable to dress up light bulbs and drop them in front of a crowd. Happy 2025!"

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