Best Funny Chocolate Day Quotes

Celebrate chocolate day with the best funny Chocolate Day quotes. Get ready to spread laughs and chocolate-inspired giggles with witty one-liners, jokes and messages that make the perfect pairing for any Chocolate Day celebration.

Celebrated on February 9th, Chocolate Day is a day that chocolate lovers from around the globe eagerly anticipate, marking the third day of the Valentine's week. Chocolate is not just a delicious treat; it's a universal symbol of love, warmth, and indulgence. Besides being irresistible, chocolate is known to have multiple health benefits and is often associated with lifting moods and spreading joy. On Chocolate Day, people express their love and affection towards their partners, husband, wife families, and friends by gifting and sharing chocolates.

A funny Chocolate Day quote can put a big smile on someone's face, making their day more special. From romantic desires conveyed through silky chocolate bars to friends jokingly reminding each other of shared sweet memories, these quotes carry warmth and affection. So don't worry beacuse we've got you covered with a list of funny chocolate day quotes that you can share with your friends, lover and family on chocolate day. You can use these quotes to wish, put on social media, share on whatsapp and many more. 

Happy Chocolate Day!

Table Of Content

• Funny Chocolate Day Quotes 
• Funny Valentines Day Quotes About Chocolate 
• Happy Chocolate Day Funny Wishes
• Funny Chocolate Day Messages For WhatsApp
• Funny Chocolate Day Jokes
• Funny Chocolate Day Video Messages 
• Chocolate Day Funny Quotes Images
• Book a Personalised Celebrity Video Message for Valentine’s Week!

Funny Chocolate Day Quotes 

This scrumptious celebration is sure to have every chocoholic oozing with delight. Here's a dose of humour sprinkled with sweet indulgence - 20 funny quotes to aid your celebrations. Remember, calories don't count today!

1. There’s nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

2. If there's no chocolate in Heaven, someone's got some explaining to do!

3. Nine out of ten people love chocolate. The tenth person...well, we're questioning their honesty.

4. All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

5. Chocolate: Nature's way of making up for Monday mornings.

6. Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then resist eating all at once.

7. Life's like a box of chocolates. No matter what you end up with, it’s all sweet!

8. Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food... or at least that's what my weighted blanket told me.

9. My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. Now, where's that chocolate cake!

10. I only eat chocolate for you, so there'll be more of me to love!

11. I've never met a chocolate I didn’t like. Except for white chocolate, but we don't talk about that faux pas.

12. Any sane person loves chocolate. The rest are just plain nuts!

13. Chocolate is the answer. It doesn't matter what the question is!

14. When life happens, chocolate helps. It’s like duct tape, but tastier.

15. Money can't buy happiness. But it can buy chocolate, which is close enough.

16. Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. Chocolate understands.

17. Chocolate doesn't make the world go around... but it certainly makes the ride worthwhile!

18. Once you consume chocolate, chocolate consumes you. Welcome to the dark (chocolate) side.

19. The secret to a happy life: A little chocolate every day. Or a lot. No judgement here.

20. Forget love... I’d rather fall in chocolate!

21. "Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is?"

22. "Life is like a box of chocolates... full of nuts!"

23. "Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy chocolate, and that's pretty close."

24. "If there's no chocolate in heaven, I'm not going."

25. "Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays."

26. "Give me chocolate, or give me death… well, maybe just give me chocolate."

27. "You can't buy love, but you can buy chocolate, and that's basically the same thing."

28. "All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt."

29. "Chocolate: because adulting is hard."

30. "I never met a chocolate I didn't like."

Funny Valentines Day Quotes About Chocolate 

Happy Valentine's Day! While it is a day often associated with romance, it is also an ideal occasion for all chocolate lovers out there. So, whether you are celebrating with your partner or indulging in some self-love, here are 20 humorous quotes about chocolate to sweeten your day:

1. Chocolate is my one true love this Valentine's Day.

2. Roses are red, violets are blue, chocolate never upsets me... How about you?

3. Found my soulmate this Valentine's – a bar of chocolate!

4. I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter. Especially not on Valentine's Day.

5. Love means never having to say, 'I ate all your chocolate.'

6. Valentine's Day is just an excuse to eat more chocolate. Not that I need an excuse.

7. It's just you, me, and the chocolate box this Valentine's Day.

8. The best love story on Valentine's Day always involves chocolate.

9. Forget love, this Valentine's Day, it's all about chocolate therapy!

10. I followed my heart this Valentine's and it led me straight to the chocolate store.

11. All you need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

12. This Valentine’s, I realize love is in the air… But so is the smell of chocolate!

13. Is it really Valentine's Day if there's no chocolate involved?

14. My relationship status this Valentine's: In a committed relationship with chocolate.

15. My valentine is tall, dark, and smooth. And by valentine, I mean chocolate.

16. Who needs a valentine when chocolate understands you better than anyone?

17. Roses are red, violets are blue, chocolate is cheaper, and tastier too!

18. I can't buy you love, but I can buy you chocolate. Which, let's be honest, is pretty much the same thing.

19. Chocolate is nature's way of compensating for the existence of Valentine's Day.

20. Every love story is beautiful, but ours with chocolate is my favourite.

21. "Valentine's Day is the only day I share my chocolate. The rest of the time, it's mine!"

22. "Love is like chocolate: sweet, rich, and you can never have too much."

23. "Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment."

24. "I could give up chocolate, but I'm not a quitter!"

25. "Roses are red, violets are blue, chocolate is sweet, and so are you!"

26. "Chocolate is my love language."

27. "I don't need a Valentine, just give me chocolate."

28. "A day without chocolate is like a day without sunshine, and Valentine’s Day without chocolate is just sad."

29. "Valentine’s Day: The one day of the year when it's perfectly acceptable to eat a whole box of chocolate. I’m not complaining."

30. "Will you be my Valentine? Because chocolate told me to ask you."

Happy Chocolate Day Funny Wishes

Happy Chocolate Day! Let's celebrate this deliciously sweet day with a dash of humour. Here are 20 funny wishes for Chocolate Day:

1. Happy Chocolate Day! Remember, money can't buy happiness. But it can buy chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing.

2. When you eat chocolates, it's not the calories that count. It's happiness. So, keep munching. Happy Chocolate Day!

3. Happy Chocolate Day, friend. Remember, in times of stress, you can always count on chocolate.

4. Let's celebrate Chocolate Day by eating dark chocolate. It’s technically a salad since it comes from a plant, right?

5. Wishing you a Happy Chocolate Day! May this day become as sweet as your chocolate addiction.

6. My advice to you on Chocolate Day: 'Eat a lot of chocolate, and don’t leave any evidence.' Wink wink!

7. Happy Chocolate Day! A word of caution: Don’t bite off more than you can chew unless it’s chocolate!

8. Happy Chocolate Day. Remember to brush your teeth after celebrating!

9. Happy Chocolate Day! May you have the right to eat as much chocolate as you want without any calorie calculations.

10. Happy Chocolate Day! May the chocolate fairies bestow extra chocolate blessings on you today.

11. Wishing you a Happy Chocolate Day! Remember: It's not a snack; it's stress therapy.

12. Happy Chocolate Day to someone who, like a piece of rich chocolate, brings absolute joy with their presence.

13. Height of self-control – not eating chocolate on Chocolate Day… but who needs self-control when there’s chocolate. Wishing you a Happy Chocolate Day!

14. Happy Chocolate Day! It's the day when blocking arteries with loads of chocolate seems like a good idea.

15. May your life be filled with love and overloaded with lots of chocolate. Happy Chocolate Day and remember, you are never too old for a chocolate-induced sugar rush.

16. Happy Chocolate Day, friend! If you love chocolates half as much as I do, I hope your dentist gave you a discount.

17. Let’s make a pact this Chocolate Day – You won’t touch my chocolates, and I won’t touch yours. Happy Chocolate Day!

18. Happy Chocolate Day! How many chocolates have you eaten today? If you haven't lost track, you're not doing it right.

19. Happy Chocolate Day! Spread the chocolate love... but not the calories.

20. Wishing you a chocolicious day! Let's eat so much chocolate that we forget our names. Happy Chocolate Day!

21. "Happy Chocolate Day! May your day be as sweet as chocolate and your troubles as light as a cocoa bean!"

22. "Forget love... I’d rather fall into a vat of chocolate and call it a day. Happy Chocolate Day!"

23. "Chocolate is the only thing that melts my heart, and it doesn’t even need any effort. Happy Chocolate Day!"

24. "Chocolate is like duct tape, it fixes everything. Have a sweet Chocolate Day!"

25. "Life is uncertain, but chocolate is a guaranteed happiness. Wishing you a delicious Chocolate Day!"

26. "Here’s wishing you a day full of chocolates... and fewer calories! Happy Chocolate Day!"

27. "Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, but you don’t get the same results. Still, Happy Chocolate Day!"

28. "On Chocolate Day, remember, love is sweet, but chocolate is sweeter!"

29. "I’d give you a piece of chocolate, but then I’d have to eat it. So here’s wishing you a Happy Chocolate Day instead!"

30. "Chocolate: the only love affair that never lets you down. Happy Chocolate Day to the sweetest person!"

Funny Chocolate Day Messages For WhatsApp

Here are some Funny Chocolate Day Messages to celebrate chcolate day with your loved ones. Express your love through celebrities like Kailash Kher, Swwapnil Joshi, Sara Khan,etc by getting persoanlised video wishes by them.

1. Forget the diet, it's Chocolate Day! Calories don’t count when it comes to eating chocolate, right?

2. Celebrate Chocolate Day with a bar larger than your troubles. Enjoy!

3. Don't dare to disturb me today, I'm busy celebrating Chocolate Day!

4. Have fun today eating your weight in chocolate. Happy Chocolate Day!

5. Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating chocolate, it doesn't contain any calories.

6. Happy Chocolate Day! Remember, chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

7. Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. Can we apply this theory to life too? Happy Chocolate Day!

8. Chocolate Day - a great excuse for eating chocolate for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!

9. Ever wonder why there's no 'Vegetables Day,' but there's a 'Chocolate Day'?

10. Money doesn't guarantee happiness, but chocolate does! Happy Chocolate Day!

11. On this Chocolate Day, promise me you won't leave any chocolate for tomorrow.

12. Happy Chocolate Day! Make it memorable by eating your favourite chocolate without sharing it.

13. They say, 'Do what makes you happy.' So, how many chocolates can I order today?

14. Want a tip for Chocolate Day? The smaller the piece, the more you can eat!

15. Happy Chocolate Day! Let's eat chocolate today to celebrate... well... chocolates.

16. Chocolate Day Pro Tip: If you’re choco-locating, make sure you don’t get caught!

17. Happy Chocolate Day! Remember, today is the only day people won't judge you for storing chocolates like a squirrel.

18. There's a theory: Chocolate slows ageing. How about we test it out today? Happy Chocolate Day!

19. Happy Chocolate Day! If anyone asks, you're not eating too much chocolate. You're conducting a scientific experiment.

20. Happy Chocolate Day! May your day be filled with chocolate bars, not candy bars.

21. "Chocolate is the answer, no matter what the question is. Happy Chocolate Day!" 🍫💖

22. "I’m not saying chocolate is better than love, but have you ever seen love melt in your mouth like chocolate? Happy Chocolate Day!" 😋🍫

23. "Love is sweet, but chocolate is sweeter! Let’s just skip the roses and eat some chocolate today. Happy Chocolate Day!" 🌹🍫

24. "Chocolate and I have a very serious relationship. It’s sweet, satisfying, and never complicated. Happy Chocolate Day!" 💕🍫

25. "If chocolates are wrong, I don’t want to be right! Wishing you a delightful Chocolate Day!" 🍫😁

26. "This Chocolate Day, may your day be filled with chocolate, laughter, and lots of happiness... and no calories!" 🍫😂

27. "On Chocolate Day, don’t just eat chocolate, BE chocolate! Sweet and irresistible. Happy Chocolate Day!" 😎🍫

28. "They say money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy chocolate, and that’s pretty close. Happy Chocolate Day!" 🍫💸

29. "Here’s to a day full of chocolate, and none of the guilt. Happy Chocolate Day! Enjoy it while it lasts!" 🍫🎉

30. "Forget Cupid, I’ll take my chocolate! Wishing you all the sweetness in the world on this Chocolate Day!" 💘🍫

Funny Chocolate Day Jokes

On Chocolate Day, nothing can be a better companion than a good sense of humour and, of course, a bar of luscious chocolate. Let's make this day even sweeter with these 20 funny chocolate-themed jokes:

1. Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to therapy? Because it felt crumby.

2. What's a French chocolate's favourite building?... The Eiffel Chower.

3. Why did the Oreo cookie go to school? Because it wanted to be a smart cookie!

4. What did the dark chocolate say when it stood up against milk chocolate? Can't beat my richness!

5. Why are chocolates better than boyfriends? At least they don’t ask silly questions!

6. What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.

7. What type of chocolate do all characters in novels love? A good plot-a-choco.

8. Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk. At least with chocolates, what happens in tummy, stays in tummy.

9. What's chocolate's favourite type of music? Wrap.

10. Why did the bar of chocolate insult the lollipop? It referred to it as a sucker!

11. Why was the chocolate bar feeling down in the packaging? Because it felt boxed in.

12. Why do chocolates never go on time out? They always behave extra sweet!

13. What is a chocolate bar’s favourite school subject? History, they love dates.

14. Why don’t chocolates ever gossip? They like to keep their sweetness contained!

15. What do you call an exploding monkey? A baboom! Just like chocolate exploding in your mouth.

16. Why do chocolates make terrible baseball players? Because as soon as it gets hot, they melt.

17. Why do we invite chocolate to all parties? It's the life of the par-ty.

18. What's a chocolate bar’s favourite dance move? Choco-latte.

19. What did the chocolate bar say to its therapist? 'I always feel like I'm about to crack.'

20. Why did the M&M go to school? Because he really wanted to be a Smartie.

21. Why did the chocolate break up with the candy? Because it was tired of being in a "sticky" relationship!

22. What do you call a crazy chocolate? A cocoa-nut!

23. Why don’t chocolates ever get lost? Because they always find their way to my mouth!

24. Why did the chocolate go to therapy? It had too many "meltdown" moments.

25. What did the chocolate say to the peanut butter? "You complete me."

26. Why was the chocolate so good at making decisions? It always knew how to “choco-late” things down!

27. What’s a chocolate lover’s favorite exercise? Crunches. But only if it’s with a chocolate bar.

28. Why did the chocolate get invited to all the parties? Because it’s always the life of the “sweets”!

29. What do you get when you mix chocolate with a joke? A “sweet” punchline!

30. Why don’t chocolates ever share secrets? They’re afraid of "spilling the beans"!

Funny Chocolate Day Video Messages 

Create a memorable video message with these funny Chocolate Day Video Messages . Get personalised video wishes from celebrities like Daisy Shah, Salim Merchant, Kiku Sharda, etc. Share them with your friends and family as a digital video wish.

1. Pretend you're a chocolate reporter, interviewing different chocolates on how they feel about Chocolate Day.

2. Create a hilarious skit on how your day suddenly turns amazing after you eat your favourite chocolate.

3. Record yourself doing a chocolate workout – lift chocolate bars instead of weights!

4. Make a video enacting your favourite chocolate commercial, complete with a playful twist.

5. Dress up as your favourite chocolate bar and have a battle with someone dressed as another chocolate bar.

6. Show your Chocolate Day resolutions – ironically, they may all involve eating more chocolate!

7. Create a mini cooking show where you attempt to make a chocolate dish with funny, bizarre ingredients.

8. Tell a few chocolate-inspired dad jokes, followed by contagious laughter.

9. Create a playful music video for an original Chocolate Day song. Bonus points for including dancing chocolates!

10. Record a chocoholic's confessions, sharing funny stories about your chocolate addiction.

11. Make a video struggling over which chocolate to eat, creating tension, and ending in eating them all!

12. Do a magic trick, making chocolate bars disappear (re: eating them) in funny ways.

13. Imitate your friends or family's reactions when they see their favorite chocolate.

14. Dress up as a chocolate detective, solving mysteries like, Who ate my last chocolate bar?

15. Share your top 5 funniest moments involving chocolate or with chocolate in the background.

16. Create a skit where all non-chocolate candies feel left out on Chocolate Day, and you try to cheer them up.

17. Record yourself taste-testing bizarre chocolate combinations, with exaggerated facial expressions.

18. Share a mockumentary on the secret lives of chocolates, giving them human-like personalities.

19. Imitate characters from famous chocolate-themed movies, like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory or Chocolat, with a comedic spin.

20. Create a parody of a reality show where chocolates compete to be the best-tasting chocolate, with you as the judge.

21. "Chocolate Enthusiast" Record yourself dramatically biting into a chocolate bar and say, "This is not just chocolate. It's a lifestyle. Happy Chocolate Day, my fellow chocoholic!"

22. "Chocolate Meltdown" Start the video by holding a bar of chocolate, and then pretend to have a “meltdown” when it starts to melt in your hand. Say, “You know you love chocolate when it melts your heart... and your hands!”

23. "Chocolate Love Story" Act out a funny “romantic” scene where you’re in a dramatic relationship with chocolate, saying things like, “Chocolate, you complete me,” or “I don’t need a Valentine; I have you!”

24. "Choco-therapist" Pretend you’re a therapist, saying, “Tell me, how are you feeling today? Stressed? Anxious? Don’t worry, I’ve got the perfect solution… CHOCOLATE!”

25. "Chocolate vs. Love" Do a quick skit comparing chocolate to love: "Love is sweet, but chocolate is sweeter. Sorry, love, I’m just being honest. Happy Chocolate Day!"

26. "Chocolate Day Workout" Pretend you're doing a workout routine, but instead of dumbbells, you’re lifting chocolate bars. Say, “This is my kind of workout—lifting chocolates to my mouth!”

27. "The Chocolate Dance" Do a goofy dance while holding a chocolate bar. As you dance, say, “When the chocolate hits your taste buds, you just have to move!”

28. "Chocolate Confessions" Record yourself confessing how much you love chocolate and how you can’t stop eating it. End with, “It’s not a problem, it’s just Chocolate Day therapy!”

29. "Chocolate Rescue Mission" Pretend you’re a superhero on a mission to save someone from chocolate deprivation. Say, “Don’t worry, I’m here to rescue you. Here’s your Chocolate Day gift!”

30. "The Chocolate Smile" Hold a piece of chocolate up to your face, take a bite, and then show a big cheesy smile. Say, “Chocolate makes everything better—especially the smile!”

Chocolate Day Funny Quotes Images

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