100+ Scary and Funny Captions for Halloween

Happy Halloween!

Here comes October, the most chill(y) month of the year—not just because of the nippy winds and the cozy sweaters, but because Halloween is right around the corner! It's the one night a year we indulge in our love for all things hair-raising, and whimsically wicked. It’s also that time we get default permission to snack on all the candy we can get our hands on. 🍫🍬

We bet you're just as thrilled for the magnificently menacing festivities as we are... the broomsticks, bat wings, scary lanterns, and creaking coffins! Want to know the best way to dazzle and spook your online fiends — um, friends? Say it with a spellbinding Instagram caption! 📸 But we know that coming up with the fist-clenching, not-your-ordinary, ghostly ghoulish caption is not for the faint-hearted. No need to fear! We're here to help you #SlayAllDay (and night) with your Halloween 'gram game. After all, an epic night makes for an epic Instagram caption, right!

From cute to creepy, bone-chilling to funny, we've conjured up the most boo-tiful, cackle-worthy captions for your Halloween Instagram photos. Whether you're showing off your killer costume or the wickedly wonderful decorations, we've got a broomstick full of ideas that will make your followers scream (with delight)! 🎃💀Just remember, Halloween only comes once a year but with the right caption, your posts can bewitch the feed forever. So, embrace the night, sink your teeth into some fun, and don't forget to keep it spook-tacular! Let the captions set the mystical, magical, moody tone. After all, if you've got it, haunt it! 💃👻

Table Of Contents

• Halloween Captions
• Cute Halloween-themed captions for Instagram
• Funny Halloween captions
• Scary Halloween captions
• Cute Halloween Quotes
• Scary Movie Lines as Instagram Captions
• Instagram Captions for Christmas Decorations
• POV captions for Halloween
• Make Your Halloween extra spooky with a personalised celebrity video from Tring!

Halloween Captions

1. "Creepin' it real this Halloween!" 🎃👻

2. "Having a gourd time with my favourite witches." 🎃💀

3. "Fangs for the memories." 🧛🧡

4. "Boo-tiful night with my main ghouls." 💀🌙

5. "Hocus Pocus and chill? 🔮🕸️"

6. "If the broom fits, fly it!" 🧹😉

7. "I'm here for the boos!"👻🍻

8. "Shake your BOOty!" 🎉👻

9. "Keep calm and carry a wand." 🔮✨

10. "Witch better have my candy." 🍭🍬

11. "Just a bunch of hocus pocus." 🧙‍♀️🕯️

12. "Bats about you." 🦇💖

13. "Squad ghouls." 👻👯‍♀️

14. "Feeling a little bit batty." 🦇🌙

15. "Life is gourd when it's Halloween." 🎃🌙

Cute Halloween-themed captions for Instagram

1. "Always a treat, never a trick!" 🍬👻

2. "Witchful thinking and candied dreams." 🎃🍭

3. "No tricks, just treats, and loads of sweets." 🍫🎃

4. "Fall breeze and autumn leaves – Halloween's here!" 🍂🎃

5. "Just hanging out with my ghoul-friends." 🧡👻

6. "Pumpkin spice and everything nice." 🎃☕

7. "Getting into some kind of hocus pocus." 🔮🌟

8. "Sweet as pumpkin pie!" 🍂🥧

9. "Hello, pumpkin!" 🎃👋

10. "Me and my witches haunting the night!" 🌙🧹

11. "Sweeter than any Halloween candy." 🍬💖

12. "Home is where the haunt is." 🏚️👻

13. "Batty for you this Halloween." 🦇🧡

14. "Broomsticks and candy corn – the magic of Halloween!" 🧹🍬

15. "Feeling fa-BOO-lous!" 👻🌟

Funny Halloween captions

1. "I don't need a costume; I'm naturally boo-tiful!" 👻😉

2. "Show me your tricks, and I'll show you my treats!" 🃏🍬

3. "Can't wait to eat. Creep it together, stomach!" 🍭😋

4. "Ghouls just wanna have fun!" 🎉👻

5. "Trick or treat yo' self!" 🍫🧡

6. "Witch way to the candy?" 🧙‍♀️🍬

7. "Mummy of the year! (literally)" 🎃🧟‍♀️

8. "Happy Howl-oween! Let’s raise the woof!" 🐾🌙

9. "My costume is a subtle critique of consumerism, or I just found it in the clearance bin." 😉🎃

10. "When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween." 🐈🎃

11. "Too cute to spook!" 👻💕

12. "You say witch like it's a bad thing!" 🧙‍♀️✨

13. "Halloween puns are so corny—just like candy corn!" 🌽🎃

14. "The ghost with the most is ready to host!" 🎉👻

15. "I can't be held responsible for the candy-related decisions I make." 🍭🤷

Scary Halloween captions

1. "I don't need a costume; I'm naturally boo-tiful!" 👻😉

2. "Show me your tricks, and I'll show you my treats!" 🃏🍬

3. "Can't wait to eat. Creep it together, stomach!" 🍭😋

4. "Ghouls just wanna have fun!" 🎉👻

5. "Trick or treat yo' self!" 🍫🧡

6. "Witch way to the candy?" 🧙‍♀️🍬

7. "Mummy of the year! (literally)" 🎃🧟‍♀️

8. "Happy Howl-oween! Let’s raise the woof!" 🐾🌙

9. "My costume is a subtle critique of consumerism, or I just found it in the clearance bin." 😉🎃

10. "When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween." 🐈🎃

11. "Too cute to spook!" 👻💕

12. "You say witch like it's a bad thing!" 🧙‍♀️✨

13. "Halloween puns are so corny — just like candy corn!" 🌽🎃

14. "The ghost with the most is ready to host!" 🎉👻

15. "I can't be held responsible for the candy-related decisions I make." 🍭🤷

Cute Halloween Quotes

1. "I’m here for the boos."

2. "Ghosts and goblins spook galore, scary witches at your door."

3. "Pumpkins and spice and all things nice."

4. "Ghouls just want to have fun."

5. "Life is gourd when it's Halloween."

6. "When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers ‘tis near Halloween."

7. "You’re never too old to beg for free candy."

8. "Trick or treat and be scary. May you have a Halloween full of candy."

9. "Cutest pumpkin in the patch."

10. "Eat, drink, and be scary."

11. "Keep calm, trick or treat and carry on."

12. "Hocus Pocus, I need coffee to focus."

13. "Trick or treat yo’ self."

14. "Something wicked this way comes."

15. "Witch better have my candy."

16. "I can't resist a good brew."

17. "I'm under your spell."

18. "Having a boo-tiful night."

19. "I've got love potion number 9."

20. "Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us." - Tim Burton

Scary Movie Lines as Instagram Captions

1. "I see dead people." — The Sixth Sense 👻👀

2. "Do you like scary movies?" — Scream 🎃😱

3. "Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep." — Nightmare on Elm Street 💤👹

4. "It’s alive! It’s alive!" — Frankenstein 🧟‍♂️⚡

5. "I’m your number one fan." — Misery 📚🔨

6. "Here’s Johnny!" — The Shining 🚪🪓

7. "You’re going to die in there!" — American Horror Story 🏚️😵

8. "Oh, yes. There will be blood." — Saw II 🩸⛓️

9. "We all go a little mad sometimes." — Psycho 🚿🔪

10. "They’re here." — Poltergeist 👻📺

11. "Do you want to play a game?" — Saw 🥵⚙️

12. "You can’t kill the boogeyman!" — Halloween🔪👨‍🍳

13. "The power of Christ compels you!" — The Exorcist 👿⛪

14. "Be afraid… Be very afraid." — The Fly 🦟😨

15. "We all float down here." — It 🎈🤡

Instagram Captions for Christmas Decorations

1. "If you've got it, haunt it!" 🎃👻

2. "Decking the halls with bowls of candy." 🍬🍫

3. "This is my scary face. You should see my Halloween decorations!" 💀🏡

4. "Welcome... enter if you dare!" 🚪👹

5. "Getting in the'spirit' with a haunted home makeover." 👻🏚️

6. "Spookifying the house and loving it." 🕸️🎃

7. "Who needs Christmas lights when you can have Halloween all year round?" 🎄🔮

8. "Making the neighbours scream with our decorations!" 😱⚰️

9. "Hocus pocus, we need more decor to focus!" 🧹🔮

10. "Wake me up when the candy is all gone." 🍭🍬

11. "Keeping up with the Bones-es with our Halloween decor." 💀🏠

12. "Cauldrons, broomsticks, and cobwebs—Halloween is here!" 🕷️🧙‍♀️

13. "Eat, Drink, and Be Scary - Halloween decor mantra." 🎃👻

14. "My home is the ghostest with the mostest!" 👻🏡

15. "In this house, we believe in the Great Pumpkin!" 🏠🎃

POV captions for Halloween

1. "POV: You're watching me turn into a werewolf under the full moon. 🐺🌕"

2. "Your view when we're telling ghost stories around the campfire. 👻🔥"

3. "POV: Watching the leaves change color and feeling the Halloween spirit! 🍁🎃"

4. "Your perspective as the door creaks open in our haunted house. 🚪😱"

5. "POV: You're learning my secret Halloween candy hiding spot. 🍫🤫"

6. "Your view: carving jack-o'-lanterns together for the first time. 🎃🔪"

7. "POV: You are a black cat crossing my path. 🐈‍⬛🌑"

8. "Your stare, watching my witch transformation for the costume party. 🧙‍♀️✨"

9. "POV: You’re in the haunted corn maze with me and we're completely lost. 🌽👹"

10. "Your perspective as you find the perfect Halloween outfit in the store. 🛍️🧟‍♀️"

11. "POV: You’re reaching into the bowl to grab your favourite Halloween candy. 🍭😋"

12. "Your sight: gazing at a ghostly full moon this Halloween. 🌕👻"

13. "POV: You're witnessing my reaction to our first time watching a horror movie. 🎬😱"

14. "Your view as we raise a toast to a spook-tacular Halloween night! 🍻🎃"

15. "POV: You’re handing out treats to all the trick-or-treaters at the door. 🍬🖐️"

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